Monday, June 08, 2009

P-NOT Butter Flavored Sixlets

I am actually angry at this candy, if it is possible to harbor such feelings toward a candy. Why am I angry? I am angry because I put this candy in my mouth and it tastes like vomit. And I'm not using the word "vomit" in a figurative sense, quite literally it tastes like vomit. You know the sour, burn taste that puke leaves in your mouth and throat? Well, in case you forgot, it is captured here in deceptively cute, colorful shiny balls of candy. I would compare their flavor to the Harry Potter Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Jelly Beans...the vomit ones, of course.

These Sixlets are supposed to be peanut butter flavored, while containing no peanuts or tree nut products so people with peanut allergies can eat them. It's a nice idea, but too bad they are just so awful. I guess I was expecting them to taste comparable to Reese's Pieces, but they don't. Luckily I do not have a peanut allergy, but if I did, I think I would rather go without then eat these. I hate to come down hard on Sixlets because I do love the chocolate flavored ones, even though I know they are not "real" chocolate. The P-NOT Butter flavored Sixlets are just P-NOT good. Eat at your own risk!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I completely agree with you! Super disappointment. I got some for my husband to try and he spit it out and said it tasted like vomit. I decided to try it too because I thought he was just being dramatic about it not being very good. MY GOD! IT ACTUALLY TASTES LIKE STOMACH BILE!! I think it might be the worst candy I have ever had in my entire life. Yuck! :(
-Kristine

Theatre Geek said...

It’s 2017 and my sister found some of these at a local gas station that opened THIS YEAR. I’m not joking about that. We tried them and we completely AGREE that they are DISGUSTING.